THEME
I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs!

I watched a prostitute stab a clown! 

Our basketball hoop was a rib cage – a rib cage!

: I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse! 

A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom! 

I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it! 

I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire!

 A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s! 

The sewer people stole my skateboard! 

 I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!

I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs!

I watched a prostitute stab a clown!

Our basketball hoop was a rib cage – a rib cage!

: I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse!

A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!

I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it!

I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire!

A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s!

The sewer people stole my skateboard!

I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!