I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs!
I watched a prostitute stab a clown!
Our basketball hoop was a rib cage – a rib cage!
: I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse!
A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!
I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it!
I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire!
A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s!
The sewer people stole my skateboard!
I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!